The engineer says “The glass is twice as large as is necessary”
No, Engineer doesn’t say. Engineer gets shit done.
Man-the liquid is mine
I don’t want the world, just your half.
The glass is a lie.
So a couple of MRAs walk into a bar…..
[img]http://s13.postimg.org/v42bycxbr/1502572_948415315186479_7956978534302993535_n.jpg[/img]
Found the MRA.
MRA: the liquid is rohypnol
[img]http://s30.postimg.org/obqf1uxo1/checkmate_cunts.png[/img]
Oh look, it comes complete with its own congratulation at preemptively winning? How convenient!
They say to the bartender, “look at the effect our photomemes are having.” He doesn’t care.
How come the ladies aren’t buying us drinks…?
And why isn’t the internet taking us seriously?
The glass is completely full, half liquid and half air.
Is that the realist, the pedant, or the physicist?
The pedant and the physicist both think that some more air could be squeezed in.
Hey ladies, can I buy you a drink….?
Get more rounds in and lets get drunk, Happy New Year!
If you’re not going to finish that, do you mind if I….?
🙂
The engineer says “The glass is twice as large as is necessary”
No, Engineer doesn’t say. Engineer gets shit done.
Man-the liquid is mine
I don’t want the world, just your half.
The glass is a lie.
So a couple of MRAs walk into a bar…..
[img]http://s13.postimg.org/v42bycxbr/1502572_948415315186479_7956978534302993535_n.jpg[/img]
Found the MRA.
MRA: the liquid is rohypnol
[img]http://s30.postimg.org/obqf1uxo1/checkmate_cunts.png[/img]
Oh look, it comes complete with its own congratulation at preemptively winning? How convenient!
They say to the bartender, “look at the effect our photomemes are having.” He doesn’t care.
How come the ladies aren’t buying us drinks…?
And why isn’t the internet taking us seriously?
The glass is completely full, half liquid and half air.
Is that the realist, the pedant, or the physicist?
The pedant and the physicist both think that some more air could be squeezed in.
Hey ladies, can I buy you a drink….?
Get more rounds in and lets get drunk, Happy New Year!
If you’re not going to finish that, do you mind if I….?
🙂