Statistically even if there is a deity and an afterlife – eliminating all permutations which rule out one or the other – then the number of beliefs which don’t match this cartoon are still the overwhelming number.

That’s before you go with the athiests.

I went to school with a guy who believed that you not only had to be Christian to go to heaven but you had to be his specific denomination. No one else was getting in, no ifs, no buts, no being a perfect christian but not from his particular flavour of Christianity.