Aquaman is actually pretty badass. His strength (and endurance, and reflexes, and a few other physical attributes) is on par with Superman, and his swimming is effectively underwater flight. He can also “leap tall buildings in a single bound” (how Supes got around before they decided “fuck it, he can fly”). Every critter naturally found in the sea is his bitch. His telepathy means he can speak/understand any language on Earth.
Oh, yeah, and he has a hot wife with all those abilities. And a fucking ARMY of Atlanteans. At least, last I checked.
Don’t judge a fella based on the 60s cartoon that didn’t know how to use him out of water.
…suck all my balls bitches.
Holy shit… Sharknado just made sense.
Aquaman is actually pretty badass. His strength (and endurance, and reflexes, and a few other physical attributes) is on par with Superman, and his swimming is effectively underwater flight. He can also “leap tall buildings in a single bound” (how Supes got around before they decided “fuck it, he can fly”). Every critter naturally found in the sea is his bitch. His telepathy means he can speak/understand any language on Earth.
Oh, yeah, and he has a hot wife with all those abilities. And a fucking ARMY of Atlanteans. At least, last I checked.
Don’t judge a fella based on the 60s cartoon that didn’t know how to use him out of water.
Hey, Bad Guy! Let’s go fight our battle by the sea shore.
I said.
Should have gone to Arrakis….booked it, packed it and fucked off.
The one to the far left, just above Batman’s head, it just eating a carrot.