A mammal that lays eggs. KILL IT WITH FIRE. Just kidding. They’re quite sweet really.
no that’s duck
A duck is a bird nobody-knows. Specifically a member of the waterfowl species and delicious in a wrap with hoisin sauce.
…and then it stabs you with its venomous claws and you die.
Yeah, don’t these things have –as if they weren’t weird enough– spurs or something on their hind legs that are seriously poisonous?
Maybe. But lookie how cooooot they are! Shirley they aren’t going to stab anyone. They just want hugs. Can it be hugs tiem nao?
There was an interview on Animal Planet where a retired solider said he was “stung” in the hand in 1994 and it felt like getting hit by shrapnel, and that he still had stiffness and joint pain…the interview was in 2010.
A mammal that lays eggs. KILL IT WITH FIRE. Just kidding. They’re quite sweet really.
no that’s duck
A duck is a bird nobody-knows. Specifically a member of the waterfowl species and delicious in a wrap with hoisin sauce.
…and then it stabs you with its venomous claws and you die.
Yeah, don’t these things have –as if they weren’t weird enough– spurs or something on their hind legs that are seriously poisonous?
Maybe. But lookie how cooooot they are! Shirley they aren’t going to stab anyone. They just want hugs. Can it be hugs tiem nao?
There was an interview on Animal Planet where a retired solider said he was “stung” in the hand in 1994 and it felt like getting hit by shrapnel, and that he still had stiffness and joint pain…the interview was in 2010.