HITLER – What is this? A car for ants? How can we be expected to teach the Fatherland to learn how to drive… if they can’t even fit inside the vehicle?
MOUSTACHIOED NAZI – Hitler, this is just a small…
HITLER – I don’t wanna hear your excuses! The vehicle has to be at least… three times bigger than this!
He was actually a test of the SS Paranormal Division’s super-soldier projects to merge human souls with weapons. He defected after he found out they were going to scrap him in favor of switching research to building zombie-cyborgs.
HITLER – What is this? A car for ants? How can we be expected to teach the Fatherland to learn how to drive… if they can’t even fit inside the vehicle?
MOUSTACHIOED NAZI – Hitler, this is just a small…
HITLER – I don’t wanna hear your excuses! The vehicle has to be at least… three times bigger than this!
Herbie was a Nazi spy.
He was actually a test of the SS Paranormal Division’s super-soldier projects to merge human souls with weapons. He defected after he found out they were going to scrap him in favor of switching research to building zombie-cyborgs.
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Fuckign love Classic VW’s. Awesome post \,,/