Those two in the first two pictures look a lot like Adam and Eve. Pretty sure that Jesus was born 4,000 years after them according to the biblical narrative.
THAT is what bothers you about that scene? It’s like you’re watching a scene with Superman flying at twice the speed of light while carrying a whale (without killing it) and you complain that the cape doesn’t behave realistically.
Sometimes the utterly surreal and bizarre is just what you expect from some people, while the minor details are where you see glaring errors. Your mileage may vary.
Meh. Lots of artists have depicted biblical figures to look more like them in spite of any kind of logic, but you’re right that they don’t have to be Adam and Eve.
Because he’s a time traveler!!!! How else could he be everywhere at the same time. I think it’s a miracle that the can appear in so many different PAINTINGS all over the place and all at the same time, isn’t it just wonderful 🙂
Those two in the first two pictures look a lot like Adam and Eve. Pretty sure that Jesus was born 4,000 years after them according to the biblical narrative.
THAT is what bothers you about that scene? It’s like you’re watching a scene with Superman flying at twice the speed of light while carrying a whale (without killing it) and you complain that the cape doesn’t behave realistically.
Sometimes the utterly surreal and bizarre is just what you expect from some people, while the minor details are where you see glaring errors. Your mileage may vary.
actually, they only look like adam and eve if adam and eve were caucasian, which they probably weren’t… if they even existed.
the thing that disturbs me is that “jeezis” looks like ray comfort in the first picture.
Yea, was about to ask why JC was caucasian.
Meh. Lots of artists have depicted biblical figures to look more like them in spite of any kind of logic, but you’re right that they don’t have to be Adam and Eve.
If? Are you suggesting there was a time in Earth’s history when there were a total of two humans in existence?
Because he’s a time traveler!!!! How else could he be everywhere at the same time. I think it’s a miracle that the can appear in so many different PAINTINGS all over the place and all at the same time, isn’t it just wonderful 🙂
Jehovah Witness much ?
Forgot:
“Jesus when you get cancer”
“Jesus when you get ran over by a drunk”
“Jesus when you get rapped”
“Jesus when you become and orphan”
etc…
Fuck off, Jesus.
That looks not dissimilar to Jesus.
Except, you know, Jesus wasn’t IC1.
Is it just me, or does Jesus look like Christopher Lambert on the 3rd pic?
That 3rd pic looks like a helluva threesome waiting to happen.