That movie never happened. Keanu fucking Reeves never played John bloody Constantine. It was just a bad dream… a bad dream… there’s no place like home… there’s no place like home…
I’ve never read the comics, so I can’t say much about your trauma induced denial. But I’ve realized that Keanu apparently likes religious\messianic movies\roles:
– Johnny Mnemonic (sort of),
– The Devil’s Advocate,
– Matrix trilogy,
– Constantine.
I just love that “gonna eat yer soul” expression on the cat’s face.
Not Neo, John. John Constantine, asshole.
That movie never happened. Keanu fucking Reeves never played John bloody Constantine. It was just a bad dream… a bad dream… there’s no place like home… there’s no place like home…
I’ve never read the comics, so I can’t say much about your trauma induced denial. But I’ve realized that Keanu apparently likes religious\messianic movies\roles:
– Johnny Mnemonic (sort of),
– The Devil’s Advocate,
– Matrix trilogy,
– Constantine.
stop being such a cunt