this is brilliant, don’t know why I never thought of it, we had some of the overly pushy,song singing pamphlet holders that used to set up outside the base on the street everyone used to get to the bars. one night as me and a buddy are walking past he tells me watch this, as we got near them and one stepped out with an already out stretched pamphlet in hand saying “have you met”…that’s as far as he got when my friend looked him in the eye and said……”I’m jewish”. the guy pulled the booklet back as if he had heard “i’m the devil” and the whole group of about 8 of them went stone silent as we continued walking past. to this day still in the top 20 list of funniest things I’ve been a personal witness to.