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    WistfulD

    Okay, I’m not a console gamer, just an internet meme afficianado. Can anyone explain to me exactly what all the butt hurt on the internet is about regarding the new X-box?

    guest

    Requires to be always connected to internet. Kinect always on. No used games, rentals or loans. Everything has DRM.

    So it’s just like Steam, but on consoles.

    JediaKyrol

    although steam only has to be connected to download updates or install a game. Also it doesn’t have a camera that is always watching. (though your computer might…and if you have been hacked, it’s probably recording everything you do just like the XB-One will.)

    Dyon 86

    I heard that the camera will count the number of people in the room when you are watching a movie then stop playing if there is too many and ask for additional payments. Also if you are eating popcorn (which you bought) it will charge you again, simply for the privilege of eating while it entertains you, that and the fact that Microsoft are dicks.

    JediaKyrol

    also it sneaks into your bedroom at night and takes nude photos of you.

    Moddy Cassem

    “… just like the XB-One will.”

    :AHEM:

    It’s “Xbone” or “Xboner”; it’s in the memo that you obviously didn’t take the time to read.

    Dyon 86

    “also it sneaks into your bedroom at night and takes nude photos of you.”

    Oh so that’s why it’s called the X-BONER!

    Dyon 86

    Xbox chief : “fortunately, we have a product for people who aren’t able to get some form of connectivity, it’s called Xbox 360.”

    www.engadget.com/2013/06/12/don-mattrick-xbox-360-offline/

    Silverwolf

    Mattrick is a goddamn weasel, and a smug one at that.

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