Your daring skills are somewhat lacking

This could be a stroke of genius.
If she has been told by whomever to get a job now, send out your cv now and she doesn’t want a job, then this is the way to do it.

Who in the name of fuck would even read that let alone employ the apparent lunatic that sent them that.

Or, she is bat shit crazy, i which case run, run away fast. She has your address, she sent you this cv already. Oh, don’t bother, she is probably an expert stalker, so you are fucked regardless