Morris dancing is the most fatuous, tenth-rate entertainment ever devised by man. Forty effeminate blacksmiths waving bits of cloth they’ve just wiped their noses on.
To any foreign visitors coming to England, feel free to point at any Morris dancers you see in the street and shout “Look at those TWATS!”, they love that, it’s their traditional greeting.
Well, these bloody immigrants come over here and refuse to assimilate, listening to their bloody dancehall and praising their bloody shivas. We worry so much about protecting their cultures but THEY are the ones who are living HERE and when are THEY going to start to learn morris dancing?
Also known as TWATS.
Morris dancing is the most fatuous, tenth-rate entertainment ever devised by man. Forty effeminate blacksmiths waving bits of cloth they’ve just wiped their noses on.
Who would thumb down BlackAdder….?
Nobody, but we’re talking about Morris dancers – who are TWATS!
England’s version of Mime Artists – only worse – they make noise. Yes “Jingles” included!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv_EWG5bb0Q
Morris Mimer?
To any foreign visitors coming to England, feel free to point at any Morris dancers you see in the street and shout “Look at those TWATS!”, they love that, it’s their traditional greeting.
Well, these bloody immigrants come over here and refuse to assimilate, listening to their bloody dancehall and praising their bloody shivas. We worry so much about protecting their cultures but THEY are the ones who are living HERE and when are THEY going to start to learn morris dancing?
Goddammit, you are right! We should all be TWATS together. Jingle away Sir, jingle away.