Shallow Hal’s army days.
Lads, I think we might know who stole our Howitzer and what she might be using it for.
Did they raid your mother’s dresser?
Yes, they were in the drawer after your mom snaked them in to my mom’s laundry, since your mom is a lazy biotch. We’ve been waiting 3 weeks for her to pick them up. Go wake her fat ass up or the tent/panties burn.
That’s for some big booty, there, boys.
Shallow Hal’s army days.
Lads, I think we might know who stole our Howitzer and what she might be using it for.
Did they raid your mother’s dresser?
Yes, they were in the drawer after your mom snaked them in to my mom’s laundry, since your mom is a lazy biotch. We’ve been waiting 3 weeks for her to pick them up. Go wake her fat ass up or the tent/panties burn.
That’s for some big booty, there, boys.