The catcher looks funny.
A real girl catch….

AM THE KING, I AM WHOOPI GOLDBERG I WILL DESTROY YOU I RULE YOU YOU WILL BOW TO ME AND SUFFER WHILE I THROW POOP AT YOUR FACE WHILE YOU DANCE AROUND SINGING IM TOO SEXY WHILE WEARING NOTHING BUT A STREET CONE ON YOUR HEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET IN THE MIDDLE OF RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC WHILE EVERYONE THROWS ROTTEN FOOD AT YOU, THEN, YOU WILL BE SHIPPED OFF TO AFRICA COVERED IN ROTTEN FOOD AND POOP, THIS WILL PISS THE LOCALS OFF AND THEY WILL TIE YOU DOWN TO AN INFLATABLE LIFE RAFT AND DROP YOU OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN, FROM THERE A GIANT LOBSTER WILL COME FROM THE OCEAN AND GRAB YOUR POOP ROTTEN FOOD COVERED BODY FROM THE LIFEBOAT AND DRAG YOU UNDER THE OCEAN THE LOBSTER WILL TAKE YOU TO ITS PLACE IF LIVING WERE YOU WILL BE SPANKED WITH ROCKS AND DEAD FISH FROM A LIFE FORM OF LOBSTER PEOPLE LIVING UNDER THE OCEAN FLOOR THIS WILL AMUSE THE LOBSTER PEOPLE FOR YEARS TO COME YOU WILL FORGET ALL ABOUT YOUR OLD LIFE BACK HERE AMONG THE SURFACE DWELLERS, WHEN YOU FINALLY ESCAPE YEARS LATER YOU WILL LIVE A LIFE OF POVERTY UNDER THE MEAN STREETS OF NEW YORK CITY IN THE SEWERS WITH THE BUMS STILL COVERED IN POOP AND ROTTEN FOOD YOUR ASS BLACK AND BLUE FROM THE YEARS OF BEING SPANKED BY ROCKS AND DEAD FISH FROM THE GIANT LOBSTER PEOPLE. AND I WILL LAUGH AT YOU ALL THIS STARTING…..NOW