When the kids have a toothache, give them a little cocaine drop. Our great grandparents had it made. I only got a little whiskey rubbed on my gums when I was teething.
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Grandma used Seagrams 7 on my teething gums.
I can think of nothing better for children that age than to get them wired.
15 cents!? How much cocaine can you currently get for 15 cents? And available at all druggists. Now walking 5 miles through the snow to school doesn’t sound so bad.