“Uh…master artisan, are you seeing this…?”

“What are you…HOLY SHITBALLS.”

“So you see it too. I guess it only happens at a certain time of day.”

“I swear, I had NO IDEA this would happen.”

“Of course you didn’t. I mean, you chose the trifoil design and everything. Plus you were working on these all day, every day, with the sun out, so I’m sure you never got a chance to see this occur on any other occasion. And any other motif wouldn’t have produced a parade of sun dicks marching down the avenue. I’m sure it was a total coincidence.”