Seriously, when I think about the supremely terrifying shit he’s capable of, and how it flies right in the face of his upright character traits…I mean, what adversary wouldn’t instantly crap his pants at the sight of ^this?
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is… is Superman giving a sword a blowjob to completion?
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Superman is the basic douche bag DM’s in game character that everyone loves, until kills you in your sleep.
So what happens when the steel cools – Superman’s gut breaks the slug of metal down into nutrients and waste? How the hell would he eat ordinary food with that much acid.
Silly, silly.
Sometimes Superman is awesome, sometimes he’s just lame. Yeah I know he’s essentially invincible but there are basic principles of… well… non-stupidness that you can’t bend without it just looking like shit writing.
Superman shouldn’t be able to drink molten metal like gatorade, or fly into the centre of the sun, or turn back time by spinning really fast.
Let him stick to punching atomic warheads and flying to Saturn and back in a day – you know stuff that looks like you were at least awake during Science class so you have a vague idea of the things you’re actually breaking.
This bullshit is pre-crisis. He can’t (or won’t ) do that shit anymore. He can’t turn back time. He can however, and recently has, fly into the sun. Our yellow sun gives him his powers. Flying into it will super-charge him. I don’t see why you bitches are cryin.
YOU BITCHES.
It’s perfectly acceptable for him to be an alien that looks exactly like a human, allergic to pieces of his homeworld, be bulletproof, can fly, have x-ray/heat vision, etc.
But being able to digest molten steel? That’s where we draw the fucking line.
Always has been and always will be lame. Superman is what a spoiled five year old playing army with his friends would come up with after getting beat.
Might as well call the plummer now.
Superman pisses chocolate milk that turns strawberry flavored when he’s horny, too.
Best. Superhero. Ever.
THIS MAKES ME WANT TO STICK MY FINGERS UP MY BUTTHOLE