Finds one of a kind animal.
Kills it.
Scumbag Inuit
yea. “look at that amazing creature.” (THUD)
Deviance from the norm will not be tolerated!
If he’s Inuit, he’ll at least eat/use all of it (I’m just guessing that he is –his clothing is giving me pause.)
He’d probably make good coin selling the skull & tusks to a museum or somesuch marine biology institution –provided he keeps it all in one piece.
Maybe the narwhal committed suicide. Can’t be easy having your peers click your hated nickname “2buck” all over the ocean.
DONT BE HATIN
“This endangered animal committed suicide in front of me, officer!”
NARWHALS NARWHALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN MAKING A COMMOTION BECAUSE THEY ARE SO AWESOME
But apparently Inuits don’t like commotions.
at least the guy’s wife will be happy he finally got her that DP dildo he promised.
Finds one of a kind animal.
Kills it.
Scumbag Inuit
yea. “look at that amazing creature.” (THUD)
Deviance from the norm will not be tolerated!
If he’s Inuit, he’ll at least eat/use all of it (I’m just guessing that he is –his clothing is giving me pause.)
He’d probably make good coin selling the skull & tusks to a museum or somesuch marine biology institution –provided he keeps it all in one piece.
Maybe the narwhal committed suicide. Can’t be easy having your peers click your hated nickname “2buck” all over the ocean.
DONT BE HATIN
“This endangered animal committed suicide in front of me, officer!”
NARWHALS NARWHALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN MAKING A COMMOTION BECAUSE THEY ARE SO AWESOME
But apparently Inuits don’t like commotions.
at least the guy’s wife will be happy he finally got her that DP dildo he promised.