freedom.
Freedom speaks softly and has razor sharp talons.
Freedom is more like a wimpy hamster with teeth of chalk that will die the instant you don’t cuddle it.
knock knock whos there? a black guy with a stolen bird
lol
Yeah I threw that eagle out for shitting in my house. Thanks for bringing it back dickhead.
“Good morning. I happened to come across your freedom in my driveway, so I killed it and stuffed it for you. You can use it as a hat rack or something.”
Gary Johnson
Our current national bird being held by the one Ben Franklin suggested.
Gobble gobble
If I give these out will you vote for me? We’re out of phones.
Freedom. You’re doing it wrong.
Freedom speaks softly and has razor sharp talons.
Freedom is more like a wimpy hamster with teeth of chalk that will die the instant you don’t cuddle it.
knock knock
whos there?
a black guy with a stolen bird
lol
Yeah I threw that eagle out for shitting in my house. Thanks for bringing it back dickhead.
“Good morning. I happened to come across your freedom in my driveway, so I killed it and stuffed it for you. You can use it as a hat rack or something.”
Gary Johnson
Our current national bird being held by the one Ben Franklin suggested.
Gobble gobble
If I give these out will you vote for me? We’re out of phones.
Freedom. You’re doing it wrong.