Highly suspect it’s a fake, but if it were real, this mother is really trying to cover her unease with the situation by coming up with as many euphemisms as possible rather than actually have a real conversation (which she is also avoiding by doing it in writing).
Talk about owned.
I understand the need for lubrication in anal sex, and sometimes in vaginal too. But for wanking ? ?!
Depends on how you are doing it.
you goon dry? fuck man, id start a fire. i buy the cheapest shit i can find. sauve or sumthin.
Highly suspect it’s a fake, but if it were real, this mother is really trying to cover her unease with the situation by coming up with as many euphemisms as possible rather than actually have a real conversation (which she is also avoiding by doing it in writing).
I wish I didn’t have enough experience with bad parents to know this could be real.
Even good parents use embarrassment to correct behavior.
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