Why does a ninja need a chain gun and a whip?
Who doesn’t need a chain gun is the real question.
for your mom.
He is a tactical ninja. And he saw Predator and Indiana Jones.
Because pirates got all the cannons and wenches.
because that is not a pirate
fuck, sumo you messed up with my mind. I meant to say ninja
fuck the gun. hello? ninja getting his picture taken in broad daylight? worse. ninja. ever.
Maybe he’s going on a blind date, “meet me by the clock tower, I’ll be the one wearing BLACK and carrying a whip and a BFG”.
you idiots that’s Snake Eyes!
Who doesn’t need a chain gun is the real question.
for your mom.
He is a tactical ninja. And he saw Predator and Indiana Jones.
Because pirates got all the cannons and wenches.
because that is not a pirate
fuck, sumo you messed up with my mind. I meant to say ninja
fuck the gun. hello? ninja getting his picture taken in broad daylight? worse. ninja. ever.
Maybe he’s going on a blind date, “meet me by the clock tower, I’ll be the one wearing BLACK and carrying a whip and a BFG”.
you idiots that’s Snake Eyes!