What the fuck? No seriously, What. The. Actual. Living. Fuck. Her bones must be under the most ENORMOUS pressure, I’m pretty sure if you put coal between her fat rolls you’d get a fucking diamond.
The thing I find fascinating is she bothers to put make up on. Somewhere in her fat brain, she thinks it makes her look better.
sleepyjoe256 (#4500)
12 years ago
That guy must have some kinda weird fetish. Or he’s going for the greatest troll moment of all time.
*Jabba’s walking down the aisle in her dress* “OH HELL NAW!!!”
He’s an enabler. Gets off on letting her beak her diet/slips her snickers bars/whatever. So long as it make her utterly dependent on him, he’s down for it.
Look at her, she barely has the strength to arrange all that face into a smile.
Better love story than Twilight…
(C’mon! You were thinking it!)
Actually, I was not.
Ham legs.
What the fuck? No seriously, What. The. Actual. Living. Fuck. Her bones must be under the most ENORMOUS pressure, I’m pretty sure if you put coal between her fat rolls you’d get a fucking diamond.
Demon?
If he gets her pregnant it would kill her.
The thing I find fascinating is she bothers to put make up on. Somewhere in her fat brain, she thinks it makes her look better.
That guy must have some kinda weird fetish. Or he’s going for the greatest troll moment of all time.
*Jabba’s walking down the aisle in her dress* “OH HELL NAW!!!”
He’s an enabler. Gets off on letting her beak her diet/slips her snickers bars/whatever. So long as it make her utterly dependent on him, he’s down for it.
When she dies we should push her out of a plane and take a picture. All the flab spread out by the wind would be the stuff of awesome.
It would take a C5 Galaxy to get it off the ground
Wouldn’t work: her panties would instantly turn into a parachute.
You strip her naked first, obviously.
I will not be there for this.
GOOD LUCK!
that is not a woman
It is an asteroid.
It’s a space station.
KILL IT WITH FIRE!