Hey guys! I totally love nerdy stuff and shit like that. Buy me a lifestyle and I’ll suck ya dick; fuck yeah! Check out my lack of societal inhibitions! YOLO and all that shit! I say ‘fuck’ a lot because edgy. Oh shit… gotta go! I’m late for my shift at Dunkin! HA! Can’t wait to see their faces when I get published. I’ll be all like, ‘Latter, fags!’. Ok… I *really* have to go now or I’ll be late.”