Your logic doesn’t make sense; if I was gay I would have been invited because I could give fabulous fashion advice. Plus near the end I would get really drunk on champagne and wine and then verbally abuse her friends from college because of their terrible dress sense, who wouldn’t want that?
False. No bridesmaid dress is ever fabulous, so your already a failure. Then later it’s true, you would be drunk, but you’d be begging them to let you try on their shoes.
Dude…
Why wasn’t I invited?
you’re gay, you like fat old men
Your logic doesn’t make sense; if I was gay I would have been invited because I could give fabulous fashion advice. Plus near the end I would get really drunk on champagne and wine and then verbally abuse her friends from college because of their terrible dress sense, who wouldn’t want that?
False. No bridesmaid dress is ever fabulous, so your already a failure. Then later it’s true, you would be drunk, but you’d be begging them to let you try on their shoes.
“college”…?!?
I’d mary the asian, fuck the bride, and kill the one on the far right.
Why do you want to call the asian Mary?
I DID THEM ALL
Dating a chick who surrounds herself with crazy friends is always a good idea.
4 out of 5 people have genital herpes. There are 6 women there. Didi mau!
looks like a promising marriage ahead!