i would totally fuckin do this, but i would tell him shit like i was tiny tims only son, and i live in a captain crunch box but my rent just went up, and my pet kraken was pregnant but isnt married to the father who is a platypus named licky, and i have the biggest white cock on the planet but its invisible, and why do people sometimes smell like soup, and if he could spare $2.
Target demographic: women.
This guy is probably rich by now. I wonder if I could buy some franchise rights off of him.
If I had to choose between “Doctor” Phil and this guy, I might pick the hobo.
i would totally fuckin do this, but i would tell him shit like i was tiny tims only son, and i live in a captain crunch box but my rent just went up, and my pet kraken was pregnant but isnt married to the father who is a platypus named licky, and i have the biggest white cock on the planet but its invisible, and why do people sometimes smell like soup, and if he could spare $2.
That’s about a fair hourly rate for a shrink in my city.
Oh, wait…is that a decimal point I see?