Oh the amount of times I’ve been tempted to do this – some girls exploit the taboo to a horrendous extent, if they knew there was a 20% chance they would be CHINNED they might STFU
Doubt it; most of those kinds of chicks want you to take a swing, knowing it’ll completely ruin you, both physically (as every white knight jumps in to kick your ass) and socially.
Simple alternative: dump your drink on them.
1. they can’t play the victim card
2. they’re gonna hate it WAY more than you would
They’ll probably still try to play the victim card no matter what you do.
Dumping your drink does seem slightly better because there will be fewer guys willing to kick your ass because of it.
However if she’s there with her boy friend (or any male friends) they’ll probably try to kick your ass no matter what you do.
Is this real? If so. I rank it most awesome
That poor guy in the middle. He just wanted a drink and got socked in the face. Poor bloke.
Line of fire. Don’t step into one.
Right…like anybody could’ve seen that coming.
What took him so long.
I think the slow and dramatic turn is the best part.
This is from 2009, I suddenly found myself smiling thinking it happened again.
“Fuck you oompah loompa!”
In other news, Snookie is set to appear in a new Gremlins movie as that female gremlin from part 2. No makeup or special effects needed.
The whiplash in her hair makes you smile.
I whip my hair back & forth, my hair back & forth, my hair back & forth.
That’s animal cruelty. Where’s PETA when you need it, eh?
Oh the amount of times I’ve been tempted to do this – some girls exploit the taboo to a horrendous extent, if they knew there was a 20% chance they would be CHINNED they might STFU
Doubt it; most of those kinds of chicks want you to take a swing, knowing it’ll completely ruin you, both physically (as every white knight jumps in to kick your ass) and socially.
Simple alternative: dump your drink on them.
1. they can’t play the victim card
2. they’re gonna hate it WAY more than you would
Yea – I haven’t actually done it but I thought spitting at them too, gotta be one of the worst things you can do 🙂
They’ll probably still try to play the victim card no matter what you do.
Dumping your drink does seem slightly better because there will be fewer guys willing to kick your ass because of it.
However if she’s there with her boy friend (or any male friends) they’ll probably try to kick your ass no matter what you do.
wat a bunch of losers u all are. omg :’D