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    HoChunk

    So I come in the terajizz packets? Cool.

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    HoChunk

    the

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    Korinthian

    Who thought 3G was fast?

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    tiki god

    came here to say this.

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    WistfulD

    Math fail. A sperm has 1/2 the DNA of a human genome (3 billion). DNA is a base 4 system instead of a base 2 system, so each base pair encodes twice as much information. Thus human DNA has 3 billion bits of information per sperm. one MB = 8,388,608 bits. 3,000,000,000 / 8,388,608 = 357.6 MB.

    At an average 250,000,000 sperm per cum, that’s 89,400,000 GB in 3 seconds.

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    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    I think you divide by zero some where

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    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    The average is 375,000,000 per pop.

    I dunno about DNA operating like a quad core processor.

    Whatever. Good effort but your math is hairy asshole.

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    maninahat

    Pfft. Speak for yourself. 37 Meg? I’m packing more than a DVD’s worth down here.

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    mastawyrm

    That’s not a successful transfer though. I could drop a bunch of hard drives out the window to the ground but you wouldn’t call that a data transfer.

    I suppose if you hit an egg you could say 37MB got through with an assload of dropped packets.

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    Gridlock

    Ah so this is why Megatron in the G1 cartoons had evil robot sperm flying about his insides. You’ve heard of “Sneakernets” (where people physically carry a hard drive or a floppy disc full of data to another person instead of relying on the old slow phone modems). Inside of Megatron he had ROBO-SPERM DATA PACKETS communicate his thoughts.

    Those alien robots really were more advanced than us.

    tfwiki.net/wiki/Microbots
    tfwiki.net/wiki/Evil_brain_impulse

    The Transformers (G1) – Season Two – Microbots (Ep. 18)
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=cscOEk6a98I

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