This is why 99% of all Christians are full of shit. They say they believe in these things, but they don’t act like they do. They’re better at reciting excuses of why they shouldn’t obey the bible than they are at telling gays they will go to hell.
Taking things abit too seriously are we now
Might aswel correct every person in real life that isnt speaking properly aswel, although you might lack the balls for such
Yes, because people with celebrity status are never targeted for assassination. Just like the previous pope, he is bullet-proof by the nature of being pope.
Every time I see the Pope in his little Mobile, I always have an image of one of the Navigators from the original Dune movie. Moving behind the scenes in noxious cloud of spice.
This is why 99% of all Christians are full of shit. They say they believe in these things, but they don’t act like they do. They’re better at reciting excuses of why they shouldn’t obey the bible than they are at telling gays they will go to hell.
“Bullets are real, your God is not.”
Discuss, aka, let the shitstorm begin.
We’ve walked all up and down that argument here. Move along with your shitstorm.
Shitstorm denied under article 17, section three: your argument is painfully obvious.
“Hands that help are far better than lips that prey.”
Robert G. Ingersoll
That depends on where the lips are preying.
Two consecutive lapses of the word “pray”. You are both going to Internet Hell.
You obviously never met the priest in his neighborhood
The joke would’ve worked better if I’d said “…depends on what the lips were preying on.”
My bad, there, at least.
Taking things abit too seriously are we now
Might aswel correct every person in real life that isnt speaking properly aswel, although you might lack the balls for such
too seriously lol youre the one quoting ingersoll
Meh its just religion, nothin serious bout that X)
Yes, because people with celebrity status are never targeted for assassination. Just like the previous pope, he is bullet-proof by the nature of being pope.
He may go to Heaven but if he was assassinated it would bring Hell to earth. You dumbshits.
Maybe you should look up how many popes have been assassinated previously
“You aren’t a christian because you don’t let angry nutjobs shoot at you?” Somehow disproving that shitty argument seems like a Pyrrhic victory.
Just goes to show that the “most” Christian guy on the planet can’t be saved by the prayers of a billion Catholics.
And for your inept god’s next trick: moving a mountain!
Every time I see the Pope in his little Mobile, I always have an image of one of the Navigators from the original Dune movie. Moving behind the scenes in noxious cloud of spice.