en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelonoidis_nigra_abingdoni
Lonesome George is a tortoise, the last known individual of the Pinta Island tortoise which is one of eight to fifteen extant subspecies of Galápagos tortoise, all of which are native to the Galápagos Islands. He has been labeled the rarest creature in the world, and he is a potent symbol for conservation efforts in the Galápagos and conservation efforts internationally.
He is also the reason I now call my nutsack “Lonesome George”
Probably tastes fantastic.
Lets cut him up and eat him.
In other words, he’s a gorramn galapagos tortoise who got stranded on an island by himself.