the parachute game

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    Korinthian

    What happens in the parachute stays in the parachute.

    But seriously, what is this?

    Aquaman43

    I definitely had a childhood jackass, and I don’t know what this is either. God you’re fucking annoying.

    WistfulD

    Common grade-school activity in American physical education classes (in between the dodgeball and games of “red light, green light”). Get an old canopy-style parachute silk from an army surplus store. The kids all grab a piece of the edge and whip the center up in the air. They then all get under the chute and pin the edges down. The chute retains air for a long time (the point of a parachute), and thus there’s 2-3 minutes where the kids are in some freeky alternate world where vision is limited and various games involving running around and accidentally colliding can occur. Yet another way that phy ed very rarely means “getting exercise” but very often means “being distracted and getting blunt trauma.”

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    The comma should go before jackass, retard.

    You had a childhood but much like your adulthood it was probably pretty fucking lame hence a very common game is alien to you.

    Either that or you just blocked it all out because of an experience. Did someone play with your chute while in the chute? Think back…

    Korinthian

    “You had a childhood but much like your adulthood it was probably pretty fucking lame hence a very common game is alien to you.”

    The above sentence needs more punctuation, The comma jackass.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    Just in case anyone doubted that you’re a total retard?

    Learn to comma, AIDS carrying faggot.

    Simpia

    Please die.

    ogie

    no in my childhood we played real games, games that could inflict serious bodily injury. like doge ball, red rover, buck buck, and one we invented ourselves called ball tag. It’s like freeze tag except when you get caught you can’t move and you get punched in the dick.

    WistfulD

    Everyone played those games (although buck buck has a different name in every state).

    Simpia

    What’s “buck buck?” Or, rather, what did they call it in Texas? O.o I am intrigued…

    Simpia

    Actually, just Googled it. I have now renamed it “Ten Goddamn People Attempt To Play Leapfrog With Ten Goddamn People To See Whose Shins Break First.”

    HoChunk

    Ogie: “ball tag” was probably more than a game for at least one of you.

    anonanus

    this site needs more pop-ups

    one

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    FullofStars

    “the parachute game”
    Also known as Extreme Dutch Oven.

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