[…]”How am I supposed to explain that a man is marrying his sister/a man is marrying his truck/a man is marrying 12 women/a man is marrying his horse?” I dunno. It’s your shitty kid, you fuckin’ tell ’em. Why is that anyone else’s problem? A man loves his sister/his truck/12 women/his horse but he can’t get married because YOU don’t want to talk to your ugly child for five fuckin’ minutes[…]
I . . . can’t even find it within myself to sacrifice the free time required to lay out the legal and logical constructs by which the “slippery slope” argument against same-sex marriage is the dumbest fucking thing to come out of the extended civil rights movement since the one-drop law.
So, I tip my hat to you for that accomplishment, at least. It’s no merit of intellect, but by God, it’s something.
Protip: Almost every argument against gay marriage is the same argument used against interracial marriage, the handicapped getting married, the elderly getting married, and people unable to have children getting married.
he’s a little bitter since his divorce
So what’s your excuse?
[…]”How am I supposed to explain that a man is marrying his sister/a man is marrying his truck/a man is marrying 12 women/a man is marrying his horse?” I dunno. It’s your shitty kid, you fuckin’ tell ’em. Why is that anyone else’s problem? A man loves his sister/his truck/12 women/his horse but he can’t get married because YOU don’t want to talk to your ugly child for five fuckin’ minutes[…]
I . . . can’t even find it within myself to sacrifice the free time required to lay out the legal and logical constructs by which the “slippery slope” argument against same-sex marriage is the dumbest fucking thing to come out of the extended civil rights movement since the one-drop law.
So, I tip my hat to you for that accomplishment, at least. It’s no merit of intellect, but by God, it’s something.
I’ve said it before: You can use that silly argument on *heterosexual marriage* too.
Protip: Almost every argument against gay marriage is the same argument used against interracial marriage, the handicapped getting married, the elderly getting married, and people unable to have children getting married.