Rape is what happens when a woman says no to sex. However, according to the philosopher House, you can’t say no if it isn’t a question. And according to Nickelback, sex is never a question. Therefore rape is impossible. Source: Encyclopedia Dramatica, Rape
1. Don’t be a rapist
2. Don’t get raped
I tried #6 but it turned out we were both rapists and the poor bitch got tag teamed. Fucking poster. That poor girl.
Or we could just educate women to bend over and take it like a…erm…man?
I’m having a really hard time with #10.
Rape is what happens when a woman says no to sex. However, according to the philosopher House, you can’t say no if it isn’t a question. And according to Nickelback, sex is never a question. Therefore rape is impossible. Source: Encyclopedia Dramatica, Rape