*me scrolling* Hey, look, some boobies! *scrolls down real fast in hopes of awesome tight stomach* *blank stare at screen* *quick scroll to get past rolls* *vomit in trash can next to desk at work*
^Exactly this^
OH GOD Initial reaction: boobies! Secondary reaction: SURPRISE SNORLAX Conclusion: VOMIT
Fat should be considered a natural resource in America.
British Petroleum should have a drilling platform in one of her skin folds.
Where do you even buy underwear that size?
The Bedding department at Sears
*face* mmm ok
*rest of body* MAN THE HARPOONS
*me scrolling*
Hey, look, some boobies!
*scrolls down real fast in hopes of awesome tight stomach*
*blank stare at screen*
*quick scroll to get past rolls*
*vomit in trash can next to desk at work*
^Exactly this^
OH GOD
Initial reaction: boobies!
Secondary reaction: SURPRISE SNORLAX
Conclusion: VOMIT
Fat should be considered a natural resource in America.
British Petroleum should have a drilling platform in one of her skin folds.
Where do you even buy underwear that size?
The Bedding department at Sears
*face*
mmm ok
*rest of body*
MAN THE HARPOONS