Punch them all and you get second pair of testicles.
Learn to weld: Check
grow epic beard? check… earn huge face scar? check… rescue kitten from tree? check… take up smoking tobacco from a pipe? check… survive rattlesnake bite? check… build log cabin? check… stop purse snatcher? check… drink glenlivet 18 neat? check… hike apalachian trail solo? check… learn to weld? check… carry buckskin knife? check…
i’ve only got three left…
Punch them all and you get second pair of testicles.
Learn to weld: Check
grow epic beard? check…
earn huge face scar? check…
rescue kitten from tree? check…
take up smoking tobacco from a pipe? check…
survive rattlesnake bite? check…
build log cabin? check…
stop purse snatcher? check…
drink glenlivet 18 neat? check…
hike apalachian trail solo? check…
learn to weld? check…
carry buckskin knife? check…
i’ve only got three left…