I can honestly say I am not ready. I am probably the opposite of ready. My house has tons of windows and I have no source of wood to board them up with. I don’t even have nails, although I have 4 hammers. Odd.
I own no guns. I don’t have an axe or baseball bat. I do have some impressive knives. (I know, good luck with that. ) If forced out of my death trap of a house, I have no water, no raincoat to keep me dry, no tent, lantern, matches, fuel, radio, or batteries. I do have peanut butter. So when you see a zombie wearing a Cheap Trick tee shirt, carrying a jar of peanut butter, say “hi” before you blow my brains out.