you know, in america, it’s the white trash and rednecks that add “s” to things. I used to date some white trash whore of a cunt that always used to say “going to the wal-marts” and I’d want to smack the fuck out of her every time.

thank god she had big ol’ titties though, that was the only reason that I stayed with her for so long.

/sigh I miss dem titties.