en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_delivery
In the U.S., pizza delivery drivers have been subjected to assault, kidnappings, robbery, and have sometimes been raped or killed on the job. The United States Bureau of Labor Statistics, which categorizes pizza delivery drivers and taxicab drivers as “drivers-sales workers,” ranked it the fifth most dangerous job category, behind military personnel, police officer, stuntman, and fireman.
Pizza Hut is the red headed stepchild of the pizza world, and you working there is no surprise. This pic doesn’t seem to be one of your “mirror specials” so I can only assume it was taken after sucking off your 19 year old boss in the bathroom. Congratulations. You are now assistant to the assistant manager. Oh, and there’s semen in your beard.
Not that I’m discounting that he probably DID just suck off his boss (for the first of 5 times this shift, in all likelihood), it is possible he’s finally learned the trick of being able to take mirror pics without showing how complete a douche he is. Given the angle, I’d bet that this is the case, and that even AFTER sucking off his boss (for the first of 5 times this shift, in all likelihood), he STILL can’t persuade someone else to take his pic, and has to do it himself. (Insert “forever alone” pic here.) The key is to face the screen toward the mirror, and frame yourself up in it using the reflection, and looks way better. And yes, I do think that’s semen in his beard. Needs to learn to swallow better.
Oh great ! This cap is hiding the fact you’re slowly getting bald IIRC.. (that’s clever BTW this ”more goat, less hair” idea !! Stole it from your mum ?)
Are the women hot? Or is it a cocktoberfest there?
I work at Godfathers. can’t say i’m cooler though.
I dunno Casemods I have 3 Star trek uniforms and that makes me WAY cooler lol
Yes, I too think that I’m way hotter than you.
That goatee makes you look 45.
How old is he?
Mentally? 9
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_delivery
In the U.S., pizza delivery drivers have been subjected to assault, kidnappings, robbery, and have sometimes been raped or killed on the job. The United States Bureau of Labor Statistics, which categorizes pizza delivery drivers and taxicab drivers as “drivers-sales workers,” ranked it the fifth most dangerous job category, behind military personnel, police officer, stuntman, and fireman.
you gonna get raped
he’s gonna get raped by every penis demon ever posted on here.
Is that shirt inside out?
You deliver cardboard pizza.
lol
Dude, casemods could work at ILM, NASA and Playboy and still be less cool than the star wars kid.
i cant stop thinking that the wall on the right is the floor. fuck you. and ian for his lamenessless.
Fuck, now that you mentioned it I get a mindfuck every time I see this picture
Pizza Hut is the red headed stepchild of the pizza world, and you working there is no surprise. This pic doesn’t seem to be one of your “mirror specials” so I can only assume it was taken after sucking off your 19 year old boss in the bathroom. Congratulations. You are now assistant to the assistant manager. Oh, and there’s semen in your beard.
I thought that was grey hair.
Not that I’m discounting that he probably DID just suck off his boss (for the first of 5 times this shift, in all likelihood), it is possible he’s finally learned the trick of being able to take mirror pics without showing how complete a douche he is. Given the angle, I’d bet that this is the case, and that even AFTER sucking off his boss (for the first of 5 times this shift, in all likelihood), he STILL can’t persuade someone else to take his pic, and has to do it himself. (Insert “forever alone” pic here.) The key is to face the screen toward the mirror, and frame yourself up in it using the reflection, and looks way better. And yes, I do think that’s semen in his beard. Needs to learn to swallow better.
Oh great ! This cap is hiding the fact you’re slowly getting bald IIRC.. (that’s clever BTW this ”more goat, less hair” idea !! Stole it from your mum ?)
Now get raped ! XD
you can deliver my pizza any time, mang.
Extra sausage too.
Pizza Hut? Man, I didn’t know the roads open to you when you drop our of high school were so bountiful.
Wow… dudes gained weight.
Where, generally, are you at in Illinois now, as I do sometimes like Pizza Hut, but don’t want to take the risk of having you show up at my door.
In all fairness this is a HUGE step up for him.
Who is this douche, and why should we care??
Barf
Awww look at him all grown up working a job and wearing a uniform.
Next you’ll have a pension and a dental plan and the pitter patter of tiny babby modifications running around your trailer.
Bless.