Excuse me, but your penis is going the wrong way.
No matter how “badass” you try to make him look, he’s still a fucking Pokemon.
Pokemon are badass. I don’t care how cutesy or campy you think they are, the fact is that Pikachu can strike you with a targeted lightning bolt that he caused with his mind. Don’t. Fucking. Mess.
Excuse me, but your penis is going the wrong way.
No matter how “badass” you try to make him look, he’s still a fucking Pokemon.
Pokemon are badass. I don’t care how cutesy or campy you think they are, the fact is that Pikachu can strike you with a targeted lightning bolt that he caused with his mind. Don’t. Fucking. Mess.