It’s awesome. I’ve made 25gals of this stuff. (Screwed up 1 batch) … follow the directions except for using a “yeast slurry” just use 2 packets dry yeast instead
I don’t understand mixers. Not just vile shit like Smirnoff Ice, but the shit that otherwise rational people insist on diluting their spirits with. And chilled? You can’t taste it when it’s chilled! I was visiting a friend a while back, who remembered my fondness for Johnnie Walker Black Label. I was horrified when he retrieved it from the freezer – the fucking freezer – and when he poured it into a glass and asked me what kind of pop I wanted in it, I nearly fucking died.
So listen up, Internets, I’m going to tell you how it’s fucking done. Store your good shit at room temperature. If you’re serious about your shit, invest in a liquor cabinet. They look nice, and tell everyone who sees them that you know what the fuck you’re doing. Invest in some nice glasses. I’m fond of snifters because no matter how drunk you get, it’s impossible not to look goddamn class when you’re holding a fucking snifter. Now take the bottle from your liquor cabinet, and pour yourself a glass. Let the heat from your hand gently warm the sweet amber; getting fucked up classy-style is not an enterprise to be rushed.
Take a sip. Not a dainty little sip mind you, take a fucking manly sip. Let it sit on your tongue. Swirl it around your mouth. Once the initial “burn” wears off, you might be surprised to find that this shit has flavor, and it’s fucking good. Exhale gently through your nose, allowing the vapors to enhance the flavor. Inhale, and relish the tingling in your sinuses. Then swallow, and delight in the warm little fireball detonating in your stomach. The next part is vital. I see so many people get so close, and then blow it at the end by exhaling loudly through their mouth and saying something clever like “Fuck!” If you do this, you’re a fucking disgrace. Keep your mouth shut, and exhale slowly through your nose. If it makes your eyes water, you’re doing it right. Then repeat the process until the appropriate level of shitfacedness has been achieved. You’ll know you’ve reached it when you realize you’re the only one in the room with a modicum of class. Resist the urge to point it out though, that would be rather common.
Congratulations, you now know how to get wasted like a man.
Two points just to add variety and style to your method; cut crystal glasses are nice too and come with both a built in grip and contemplative looking through the refractions. And dont ever ever step on whiskey or scotch with ice or a mixer, a drop of water is all you need to enhance the nose, dilute to taste. Personally I take drop to mean about a thimble.
Try it, you might findyourself pleasently suprised.
One final add to this. Once you have taken a sip, reverse-gargle for a second by tilting your head forward and breathing in, then exhaling out of your nose before you swallow. You’ll be surprised by how your mouth and nose taste and small different flavors when you do this.
Your tastes in alcohol is disgusting and a disgrace to alcohol.
I am not at all surprised….casemodes i can see you vagina.
Cranberry juice? What? Are you on your period?
yeast infection, most likely
Probably. A urinary tract infection is usually caused by too much sex- and we all know that’s impossible for this insecure little girlie boy.
Hey now, cranberry juice is good. But for breakfast, sans alcohol, and next to a stack of waffles.
does it come with douche for your vagina?
The words on the box under the glass looks like:
Brain
family pack.
Is’nt it ?
You have a cunt don’t you.
A real manly drink I’m sure.
Fucking gross.
5.8% ALC/Vol. Shit, I start right off with a 1:1 ratio Vodka to Redbull. 8 oz of Vodka per drink.
Seriously have you ever even kissed a girl before?
does his cousin count?
Depends if it’s before or after the surgery…
before, during and after
Mostly during
so this is how you get all the pre-teens to agree to “sleepovers”?
Try this stuff… Home Made, 5gal =~$25 10% ABV
skeeterpee.com/
Thats awesome, ty for the link!
It’s awesome. I’ve made 25gals of this stuff. (Screwed up 1 batch) … follow the directions except for using a “yeast slurry” just use 2 packets dry yeast instead
I got Belgium yeast slurry. I need to post more Homebrew pics here
Weapons-grade homo.
WEAPONS OF MASS HOMOSEXUALITY
moar liek WEAPON OF ASS DESTRUCTION amirite?
Could make a stronger, cheaper, better tasting drink just buying Cranberry Juice, Fresh Limes and some quality Vodka.
Casemods, we don’t need to see 5 different pictures of the same product nearly nobody cares about but you. :0/
God I hope a chick submitted this
also … is that the smallest fridge in the universe…
It came with the brand new house.
Guess $200,000 doesn’t buy much these days.
Not like you’d know.
Is that how much your parents house cost?
No, that’s how much the government paid in the 1980’s for the low income sixteen plex housing unit he had to move into.
I don’t understand mixers. Not just vile shit like Smirnoff Ice, but the shit that otherwise rational people insist on diluting their spirits with. And chilled? You can’t taste it when it’s chilled! I was visiting a friend a while back, who remembered my fondness for Johnnie Walker Black Label. I was horrified when he retrieved it from the freezer – the fucking freezer – and when he poured it into a glass and asked me what kind of pop I wanted in it, I nearly fucking died.
So listen up, Internets, I’m going to tell you how it’s fucking done. Store your good shit at room temperature. If you’re serious about your shit, invest in a liquor cabinet. They look nice, and tell everyone who sees them that you know what the fuck you’re doing. Invest in some nice glasses. I’m fond of snifters because no matter how drunk you get, it’s impossible not to look goddamn class when you’re holding a fucking snifter. Now take the bottle from your liquor cabinet, and pour yourself a glass. Let the heat from your hand gently warm the sweet amber; getting fucked up classy-style is not an enterprise to be rushed.
Take a sip. Not a dainty little sip mind you, take a fucking manly sip. Let it sit on your tongue. Swirl it around your mouth. Once the initial “burn” wears off, you might be surprised to find that this shit has flavor, and it’s fucking good. Exhale gently through your nose, allowing the vapors to enhance the flavor. Inhale, and relish the tingling in your sinuses. Then swallow, and delight in the warm little fireball detonating in your stomach. The next part is vital. I see so many people get so close, and then blow it at the end by exhaling loudly through their mouth and saying something clever like “Fuck!” If you do this, you’re a fucking disgrace. Keep your mouth shut, and exhale slowly through your nose. If it makes your eyes water, you’re doing it right. Then repeat the process until the appropriate level of shitfacedness has been achieved. You’ll know you’ve reached it when you realize you’re the only one in the room with a modicum of class. Resist the urge to point it out though, that would be rather common.
Congratulations, you now know how to get wasted like a man.
Kudos,
Two points just to add variety and style to your method; cut crystal glasses are nice too and come with both a built in grip and contemplative looking through the refractions. And dont ever ever step on whiskey or scotch with ice or a mixer, a drop of water is all you need to enhance the nose, dilute to taste. Personally I take drop to mean about a thimble.
Try it, you might findyourself pleasently suprised.
Whiskey and Scotch should be stored room temp. and served either on the rocks on a hot day or as is.
I personally let it linger in the back of my mouth and slowly exhale through the mouth but that’s just me.
No ice, no nay never.
No ice, no rocks.
Listen to your elders, look it up if you want.
You’ve obviously have never been in truly hellishly hot weather before.
I’m talkin’ like Vietnam type of weather. ANYTHING with ice is a godsend.
Ice should NEVER be used, as it ruins the taste of the whiskey. Actual rocks, such as whiskey stones can be used, however.
One final add to this. Once you have taken a sip, reverse-gargle for a second by tilting your head forward and breathing in, then exhaling out of your nose before you swallow. You’ll be surprised by how your mouth and nose taste and small different flavors when you do this.
*smell
I salute how dedicated you are to your alcoholism!
That stuff is so good you needed to take not one but five shit photos and upload them all?
Evidence marked A that you don’t have a life.
Forget your on the internet?
Might as well ridicule tiki for caring about halo ODST achievements then.
Difference is ODST is awseome
And casemods is extremely awesome?
^ Shameful self post
“you’re”…
^ Shameful post
it’s sooo obvious you want my dick
It’s sooo obvious that we want you to get off the internet
it’s so obvious that YOU are a dick.