Here’s how Iron Man 2 could have been better. That scene where Pepper brings the strawberries into Tony’s office, and later on everyone leaves? OK, up to that point the movie’s the same, but instead of the ending they did, in my version, everyone else leaves the office, and the rest of the movie consists of 75 minutes of Scarlett Johansson slowly eating the strawberries.
Natalia “Natasha” Alianovna Romanova. Otherwise known as The Black Widow. Also known as the delicious Scarlett Johansson. Yum.
aquafag… something is wrong you don’t like women…
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Here’s how Iron Man 2 could have been better. That scene where Pepper brings the strawberries into Tony’s office, and later on everyone leaves? OK, up to that point the movie’s the same, but instead of the ending they did, in my version, everyone else leaves the office, and the rest of the movie consists of 75 minutes of Scarlett Johansson slowly eating the strawberries.
Genius.
After inserting them in random orifices.