From what I recall, Yahweh heartily endorses ripping unborn babies from their mothers wombs and dashing them on rocks on more than a few occasions, so it seems as though he isn’t so much opposed to abortions as he is to the mothers surviving the procedure. Isn’t it wonderful that we live in a universe created by such a loving and merciful god?
Shock value….used by talentless hacks for centuries. Why not abort everyone? Oh, but then there would be no brilliant posters left to share their amazing observations.
Historians say there were more than a half-dozen similar “mystics” in the Galilee at the time, raising the dead and walking on water for their rabid fans.
If Jesus had been aborted, it could just as well have been any of the others – Appolonius, Simon Magus, John the Baptist, Simon Bar Kochba, Mithras or one of the lesser known ones.
The Old Testament is Jewish history. The New Testament is about God giving GRACE to angry, selfish, spoiled little shits who sit around typing on keyboards instead of having the balls to go out and live. Easier to curse God. HE may forgive you, but I think He should wad you little shits up and start over. Whine, whine, whine.
Not sure what aborting Jesus would have accomplished, public execution and burial didn’t stop him, so I doubt a first century coat hanger would have much impact
here it comes, wear your coats…
What did Yahweh say about abortion again?
“Wait to kill kids until they’re born”? Okay then.
From what I recall, Yahweh heartily endorses ripping unborn babies from their mothers wombs and dashing them on rocks on more than a few occasions, so it seems as though he isn’t so much opposed to abortions as he is to the mothers surviving the procedure. Isn’t it wonderful that we live in a universe created by such a loving and merciful god?
[citation needed]
“How blessed will be the one who seizes and dashes your
little ones Against the rock.” (Psalms 137:9, New American Bible)
Also, all miscarriages happen in accordance with his will.
What a prick 🙁
Once again CUTTING EDGE SHIT!!! Insulting Christians is wild, man, I tell ya. Pushing that envelope to the max. Especially on da internets!
I bow to such talent.
Christians: Intolerant of intolerance of their intolerance.
It’s ironic that you already said that.
You keep using that word- I do not think it means what you think it means.
What do you think it means?
Shock value….used by talentless hacks for centuries. Why not abort everyone? Oh, but then there would be no brilliant posters left to share their amazing observations.
^ trolled.
Historians say there were more than a half-dozen similar “mystics” in the Galilee at the time, raising the dead and walking on water for their rabid fans.
If Jesus had been aborted, it could just as well have been any of the others – Appolonius, Simon Magus, John the Baptist, Simon Bar Kochba, Mithras or one of the lesser known ones.
how shocked and appalled I am.
outraged truly…*yawn*…outraged…
I shall pray on this.
you people are fucking idiots. i could give a fuck less about christians or anybody else for that matter. why can’t YOU?! fucking children
Oh go fuck fuck.
Wow. way to not say anything.
The Old Testament is Jewish history. The New Testament is about God giving GRACE to angry, selfish, spoiled little shits who sit around typing on keyboards instead of having the balls to go out and live. Easier to curse God. HE may forgive you, but I think He should wad you little shits up and start over. Whine, whine, whine.
^ racist
Not sure what aborting Jesus would have accomplished, public execution and burial didn’t stop him, so I doubt a first century coat hanger would have much impact