Then he’ll look for a fat drunk girl who is out of it, who drunkenly grabs his stomach and makes a comment about how hard it is, she’ll slouch onto him in a bar and he’ll think “fuck it – ill smash this drunk tubber” and hey presto, he will be on cloud 9 for three weeks, then she won’t answer a few of his texts and answer half assed when she does. and he will ask his friend his opinion, which will be stop texting her.

I… I guess…