My daughter WILL have something akin to this when she is at appropriate age. She’s only a bit over a year and she “has” 2 nerf guns (the ball launchers from last year because she likes to chase the ammo), her nerf Mjölnir, and a Captain America frisbee shield.
12 -gauge autoloader…the .45 long-slide, with laser sighting…phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range…the Uzi 9mm…
Hey, just what you see, pal!
You know your weapons, buddy. Any one of these is ideal for home defense. So uh, which will it be?
I may close early today.
All.
You can’t do that.
Wrong. *CHOOM*
If I were 9 I would have my first orgasm at the sight of this.
Dude I am 28 and this made me grin like a motherfucker.
I also dig the fact he has all his various “caliber” munitions organized and on hand.
Noe NEAR as big as my (kids) lego collection though…
That is fucking awesome! and so much better than all the guys showing off their actual guns because they have small penises.
You rock dude whoever you are!
My daughter WILL have something akin to this when she is at appropriate age. She’s only a bit over a year and she “has” 2 nerf guns (the ball launchers from last year because she likes to chase the ammo), her nerf Mjölnir, and a Captain America frisbee shield.