That’s a pretty cool looking spider you got there.
I worship Xolotl, the Aztec god of lightning, death and above all else, fire. Thanks for sitting on something flammable.
Well, I worship Lolth. So, sending her servant to the top of a roll of toilet paper, I guess.
Is that steampunk toilet paper?
At least I won’t be shitting my pants.
Excuse me Mr. Spider. If you would please stop hogging all of the toilet paper, I would like to wipe my ass today, thanks.
… Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her And frightened Miss Muffet away
TP roll is the wrong way. Now pulling the paper will launch the spider towards you.
rafter don’t be a troll, everyone knows that TP is the right way.
I think trying to kill it would go something like this: youtu.be/lICAlPRmNpc
Here I am
Every time I start feeling too comfortable in my safe Northern European middle-class life, I look at this picture to remind me what awaits in the wide world.
That’s a pretty cool looking spider you got there.
I worship Xolotl, the Aztec god of lightning, death and above all else, fire. Thanks for sitting on something flammable.
Well, I worship Lolth. So, sending her servant to the top of a roll of toilet paper, I guess.
Is that steampunk toilet paper?
At least I won’t be shitting my pants.
Excuse me Mr. Spider. If you would please stop hogging all of the toilet paper, I would like to wipe my ass today, thanks.
…
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffet away
TP roll is the wrong way. Now pulling the paper will launch the spider towards you.
rafter don’t be a troll, everyone knows that TP is the right way.
I think trying to kill it would go something like this: youtu.be/lICAlPRmNpc
Here I am
Every time I start feeling too comfortable in my safe Northern European middle-class life, I look at this picture to remind me what awaits in the wide world.