Hm. Well the no-more underwear on the outside is a good thing.
Cyborg? Really. Why. Don’t tell me because they needed a minority. J’onn Jon’zz is a Martian. Eh. At least my namesake is back. There’s been a rash of underwater bank robberies lately.
Not sure I like Superman’s new look, everyone else looks good. Too bad that Martian Manhunter isn’t on the team, having a telepath/changling who also has most of Superman’s power set is always a plus.
Really…did you just call a man who can use mind control on gold fish and guppies, a bad ass?! Did that just really happen here? Who else just heard that because it couldnt have just been me here.
In the first Grant Morrison JLA story arc from about 14 years ago, he gave a supervillain a grand mal seizure rather than resort to fisticuffs. Later he told a bunch of rioting superpowered prisoners to chill the fuck out or he’d gut them with his hook hand.
He’s been badass since, like, the late ’80s. Stop watching Superfriends re-runs.
So that I read you all loud and clear here.
“Aquaman”, who is a “good guy”, drowns a whole city of civilians.
Hmmmm, impressive, but not badass. I would really just be more ashamed of the lack of civil control from law enforcement here rather than call him “badass”
Let me draw out the picture that youve all painted for me.
Raddles the cages of prisoners = BADASS!
Kills helpless women and children = BADASS!
Drowns gay french men, very gay french men by the way = BADASS!
Can hold his breath longer than George Takei = BADASS!
Knows how to swim = BADASS!
Yup, Ive been convinced, you win. And I tip my hat to you all good and fine gentle men for showing me the errors in my ways of thinking and rational thought.
It’s nice to finally see another Teen Titan graduate to a real team (come on Garth and Raven, stop running around with the underage kids), I just wish it wasn’t in this DCnUverse reboot title.
Funny how some of you folks think that drawing a few black lines over the traditional superhero-tights-rendering (which has almost always been little more than colored-over Anatomy 101 with nipples & junk left out) translates visually as “armor” and constitutes a “new look”.
Look at the boots, laughing boy. Plates. You know what has plates? Armor. Funny how some folks try to be clever by simplifying something, but can’t see past the obvious.
Hm. Well the no-more underwear on the outside is a good thing.
Cyborg? Really. Why. Don’t tell me because they needed a minority. J’onn Jon’zz is a Martian. Eh. At least my namesake is back. There’s been a rash of underwater bank robberies lately.
diggin the new look
Holy padded codpiece Batman!
At least there aren’t nay bat-nips on that suit.
Robo-Hawk.. meh..
I can’t decide who’s the dumbest idea of a super hero in this picture, Hawkman or Green Arrow.
Not sure I like Superman’s new look, everyone else looks good. Too bad that Martian Manhunter isn’t on the team, having a telepath/changling who also has most of Superman’s power set is always a plus.
im not digging cyborg either i wish they just let MM return to JL
GL, WW, Supes, and Batman
then
Cyborg and Aquaman? Why? Why even bother?
Martian Manhunter is being put into a book full of Superman-types. I’m okay with that.
Aquaman has turned into a serious fucking badass over the last few years.
Cyborg … meh. I’ll see if I like him during Flashpoint and then decide.
“Aquaman has turned into a serious fucking badass over the last few years.”
I love you man.
Really…did you just call a man who can use mind control on gold fish and guppies, a bad ass?! Did that just really happen here? Who else just heard that because it couldnt have just been me here.
In the first Grant Morrison JLA story arc from about 14 years ago, he gave a supervillain a grand mal seizure rather than resort to fisticuffs. Later he told a bunch of rioting superpowered prisoners to chill the fuck out or he’d gut them with his hook hand.
He’s been badass since, like, the late ’80s. Stop watching Superfriends re-runs.
See all those bodies in the water? That was the population
of France which he drowned.
images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110429200126/theflash/images/c/c1/FlashPoint_Emperor_Aquaman_Ardian_Syaf-2.jpg
So that I read you all loud and clear here.
“Aquaman”, who is a “good guy”, drowns a whole city of civilians.
Hmmmm, impressive, but not badass. I would really just be more ashamed of the lack of civil control from law enforcement here rather than call him “badass”
Let me draw out the picture that youve all painted for me.
Raddles the cages of prisoners = BADASS!
Kills helpless women and children = BADASS!
Drowns gay french men, very gay french men by the way = BADASS!
Can hold his breath longer than George Takei = BADASS!
Knows how to swim = BADASS!
Yup, Ive been convinced, you win. And I tip my hat to you all good and fine gentle men for showing me the errors in my ways of thinking and rational thought.
It’s nice to finally see another Teen Titan graduate to a real team (come on Garth and Raven, stop running around with the underage kids), I just wish it wasn’t in this DCnUverse reboot title.
Aquaman
Green Lantern
Wonder Woman
Superman
Batman
The Flash
Niggerbot?
Funny how some of you folks think that drawing a few black lines over the traditional superhero-tights-rendering (which has almost always been little more than colored-over Anatomy 101 with nipples & junk left out) translates visually as “armor” and constitutes a “new look”.
Look at the boots, laughing boy. Plates. You know what has plates? Armor. Funny how some folks try to be clever by simplifying something, but can’t see past the obvious.
omg –BOOTS. PLATES. That just changes everything…don’t it, Capt. Butthurt?
Miss the point again, please.
The only point I see is your head, ya throat baby.