I’m picturing that moment where the groom shoves a piece of wedding cake in the bride’s mouth except this time his whole arm goes down her throat and she bites it off and screams ‘CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!’.
Thank god I’m not 15 years old again or some of these stranger’s comments could actually put a little dent in my self worth, but that’s just silly talk. Someone loves my rockin’ ass 😉
There are still gentlemen and women on MCS, in my excitement though I forgot that the majority of the internetz will act like animals when they are anon.
Excuse me Madam, I should let you know that we homo sapiens
belong in the animal kingdom. I understand your point about identifying animals as barbaric and ignorant. We cannot act what we already are.
The weather was great at first then these pretty ominous looking clouds rolled in but the rain held off. The wedding was at a bed and breakfast so if the backyard was rained out we could have moved inside.
We stayed in a hotel out of town the night of the wedding and the
next night but we couldn’t stay longer since my other half was
not able to take off more time from work.
Very pretty. Best wishes.
Thank you!
WHY THE FUCK YOU’LL YOU?!?!?!?
KNOW YOU’LL BE MISERABLE FOREVER!!!!!!!11
You didnt miss many meals though… amirite?? Well? Well??
nothing braver or or more snarky then an anon troll
lol
You’re not allowed to ruin that beautiful moment (in her back yard?) by pointing out how the bride out weighs the groom.
‘We’re registered at Hostess’
You forgot Waffle House, McDonlands, & Walmart.
You so Funnay! 😛
www.vault45.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/epicweddingphoto.jpg
Time to get rid of that chastity belt.
The Bride is twice the size of the groom LOL poor fukker
BTW im not ANON
I am Brett from Cornwall
snicker…”brett”…riiigghhtt
If you’re gonna pick a fake name, at least pick a less faggotty one.
Notice how the groom dressed in black.
is*
Murried or Murry:
to be groped or touched in a sexual way randomly by a drunk/sobre friend or aquaintance.
Beautiful. Congrats on the happy day.
Moby Dick is attacking that poor guy
oh god. i love you internet.
MAAAAAN THE HARPOOOOOOOOOOONS
I’m picturing that moment where the groom shoves a piece of wedding cake in the bride’s mouth except this time his whole arm goes down her throat and she bites it off and screams ‘CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!’.
We got one of those stoneware pizza platters from our registry… I accidentally ate it, and the box. It said pizza on the front 🙁
Correct me if i’m wrong. Shouldn’t the groom rip off the bride’s arm and shove it up his ass?
That is your Canadian standard
Hey Muammar Muhammad al-Gaddafi – if only you were a millionth as funny as you fucking think you are
Crying, fatwad? Its okay. Just sit down with a nice tub of comfort pudding.
gratz
Congratulations!
Ignore the shithead trolls.
Congratulations, I wish you and your husband many years of good health and happiness to come.
I’m pretty sure good health and a BMI of 37 are mutually exclusive.
Thank god I’m not 15 years old again or some of these stranger’s comments could actually put a little dent in my self worth, but that’s just silly talk. Someone loves my rockin’ ass 😉
Yet you still share this with the same 15 year olds?
There are still gentlemen and women on MCS, in my excitement though I forgot that the majority of the internetz will act like animals when they are anon.
Excuse me Madam, I should let you know that we homo sapiens
belong in the animal kingdom. I understand your point about identifying animals as barbaric and ignorant. We cannot act what we already are.
Rockin’ ass? Looks more like a boulder.
How long do you have to stand still before it stops rockin?
Congratulations! Looks very romantic. 😀 Would love to get married outdoors as well but northern European weather doesn’t really allow for that!
I’m getting married next year (yay!) so I’m pouring over wedding photos for ideas at the moment!
All the best for the future!
The weather was great at first then these pretty ominous looking clouds rolled in but the rain held off. The wedding was at a bed and breakfast so if the backyard was rained out we could have moved inside.
Why didn’t you just have the wedding under the dress?
Glad the weather held out for you two! Are you going on a honeymoon?
We stayed in a hotel out of town the night of the wedding and the
next night but we couldn’t stay longer since my other half was
not able to take off more time from work.
Nice one 🙂 now to make wee little people !
Congrats! We wanted an outdoor wedding in the mountains but didn’t get it due to weather, time, relatives, etc. Best wishes!
Congrats! Dress looks cool. I like your responses to the trolls.
www.boutiqueful.com/pd-alfred-angelo-wedding-dress-1149.cfm
This is the dress on a skinny bitch 😛 I threw out the flower pin and bought an antique brooch to go in its place.
“This is the dress on someone of a healthy weight” FTFY.
Congratulations!
Fat bride is fat…and attempting to eat the groom according to the picture!