Personally, I’ve woken up next to beautiful women that want to discuss the benefits of 2-ply or 3-ply toilet paper for the rest of the day … and I’ve woken up next to stimulating well-read beautiful women that would like to try no.148, no.24 and no.63 of the Kama.
I prefer the latter … nothing like going to work with a stimulated mind and sore penis on Monday morning rather than a simple new appreciation about 3-ply.
haha I like this philosophy.
Don’t worry, you will never be in that sort of scenario.
I own and read books. Therefor more likely to happen to me, then to you casefag.
You will never be in the position to decline sex.
And you have? Highly doubt it, even in your fat loving hood rat community.
*than*
What if they have a book and it’s the bible? I was told not to stick my dick in crazy.
Think there would be a fair few 35 year old virgins if that were a popular rule! 🙂
I have lots of books- including over a dozen bibles that I have stolen from hotel rooms. I don’t read them- I just rid the world of them.
Good show!
YOUR COOL!1
you are now my hero
You must have a nook to get any nookie
Books are full of shit. I’m surrounded by them 4 days a week, I would know. They’re completely useless.
This is just a sad attempt to make sure people who don’t like books get as much sex as people who do.
Personally, I’ve woken up next to beautiful women that want to discuss the benefits of 2-ply or 3-ply toilet paper for the rest of the day … and I’ve woken up next to stimulating well-read beautiful women that would like to try no.148, no.24 and no.63 of the Kama.
I prefer the latter … nothing like going to work with a stimulated mind and sore penis on Monday morning rather than a simple new appreciation about 3-ply.