Procure second cellphone. Text self. Black out names. Appear alpha to compensate for lack of positive male affirmation. Post it online to generate responses. Feel temporarily good about self.
According to Urban Dictionary:
“Pseudo alpha male. ”
1. One who is a completely fraudulent alpha male.
2. One who lacks any sort of the real life attributes of an alpha male, while conversely acting like he is one.
3. Please insert picture of casefags here.
Your plan isn’t pinned to your phone. You can have your same plan and talk and text without data and still use the smart phone capabilities when you find available wifi.
I say again it’s not exactly alpha to bullshit your reasoning for not having a decent phone. Alphas can afford smart phones.
Douche of network then, in most countries you can get any phone you want on any tariff you want. The tariff/prepay/pay as you go differential just affect how much you’ll pay for the handset.
“A Zyzz type ethnic douchebag is often pathologically self-aggrandizing, and will alienate others with their attention seeking & wild claims. To others, the majority of their ‘boasts’ come across as vainglorious, and grounded in narcissistic fantasy.”
Casemods i used to have some respect for you….I gotta respect some who sticks with their guns. But you used to do with a little for lack of a better word “class”. responding to every piece of hate they threw at you was very weak. The little respect i had is now gone.
he has to respond to ALL negative replies.. he wouldnt be casedouche otherwise. you speak of class to a kid who drives a jimmy and thinks putting the shittiest Fry’s radio on sale last week is doing shit.
the respect you never had is gone casedouche.. your mom wanted me to tell you to grow the fuck up already. oh and your going to have a little (half) brother soon
He still has not responded to mine yet…the strength of the truth is to powerful for him. That and he is all alone. All good for me though cause some of the comments left are funny as all hell. Most of his comments though are sad…very sub-par, and that is putting it nicely.
This is Alpha? Wouldn’t it be more alpha if you… I dunno… impregnated her? Instead if judging her on a mixture of the standards of popular culture – and information from a social networking site? Do Alpha’s use myspace? Or would they be out in the real life (sometimes you geeks call it RL – you may have heard of it) networking with real people?
Wiki says an alpha is “the individual in the community with the highest rank” – Well thats handy… we have some little thumbs to help us determine rank! Lets see….. oh dear….. I have some bad news….
yeah boi.. keep that pimp hand strong.. fuck them bitches and the haters.. faggot ass nerds never get any pussy just put a real nigga down.. fuck em case, keep it real
youmotherflucker (#64709)
13 years ago
son dont lie to friends on the internets, you where up all night with that fat little skank on the phone. i could hear your tweezers slipping off your pecker while attempting phone sex and i hope those are not the same tweezers you pluck your eyes brows with.
yeah guys dont be amused by my step sons’s doucheness.. he takes it to a whole new level. he has been infatuated with trying to be a real boy like Pinocchio. his mother hung herself when she realized that this kid would grow up to be the biggest douchebag on the internets
She says she looks like Janet Jackson…..
More like FREDDY JACKSON! DAMN!! 😀
I knew somebody would get the joke… but obviously not the insecure little boy.
It’s from Friday, duh!
Looks like the beta detectors were malfunctioning.
We had some tech guys come out and run a system diagnostics on them and now they are seeing record levels of beta and jealousy!
Well she is Caucasian master race, and not low-class, so she wasn’t delusional…
The betaness in this one is dormant or non-existent.
Procure second cellphone. Text self. Black out names. Appear alpha to compensate for lack of positive male affirmation. Post it online to generate responses. Feel temporarily good about self.
According to Urban Dictionary:
“Pseudo alpha male. ”
1. One who is a completely fraudulent alpha male.
2. One who lacks any sort of the real life attributes of an alpha male, while conversely acting like he is one.
3. Please insert picture of casefags here.
Long post for a beta-male.
The jealousy is strong in this one.
It wouldn’t be “jealousy” it would be “envy” and shut the fuck up.
WOW!! we are having a trouble with the jealousy detecting machines – they can’t handle a jealousy of this magnitude!!!
Pretty cool that your dad needs to hook you up with women.
I guess…
Typical beta-male lack of comprehension!
And you’d know all about being a beta-male.
former beta-male*
Takes one to know one, yes.
FROM 1990’s PHONE. Damn. Haven’t seen one of THOSE in awhile.
Samsung r355c with net10
$15 a month.
I text and call, that’s it. I don’t need useless features on my phone.
Not exactly alpha to bullshit your reasoning for not having a decent phone. Alphas can afford smart phones.
I can “afford” a $40 a month plan. But why? I only text and talk. I don’t need anything more.
Alpha males can be frugal too.
Your plan isn’t pinned to your phone. You can have your same plan and talk and text without data and still use the smart phone capabilities when you find available wifi.
I say again it’s not exactly alpha to bullshit your reasoning for not having a decent phone. Alphas can afford smart phones.
WRONG! Show me a smartphone that you can get on prepaid.
Verizon impulse does not allow smartphones on prepaid.
Do your research. I have done mine.
“WRONG! Show me a smartphone that you can get on prepaid.
Verizon impulse does not allow smartphones on prepaid.
Do your research. I have done mine.”
Beta twat is pathetic….
www.tracfone.com/phone_details.jsp?lang=en&model=UCMTST_009188
Touch screen doesn’t make it a smart phone
Douche of network then, in most countries you can get any phone you want on any tariff you want. The tariff/prepay/pay as you go differential just affect how much you’ll pay for the handset.
An Alpha male doesn’t advertise, he doesn’t seek attention, he just gets it.
Alpha post is Fail
Only a beta-male would believe something like that!
Also google zyzz.
You are so naive and sheltered.
But then again I don’t expect beta males to begin to understand the workings of alpha males such as myself.
I still don’t get what you find in here little man…
Beta males wouldn’t.
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Zyzz
“A Zyzz type ethnic douchebag is often pathologically self-aggrandizing, and will alienate others with their attention seeking & wild claims. To others, the majority of their ‘boasts’ come across as vainglorious, and grounded in narcissistic fantasy.”
Yup! That’s Casemeth!!!
douchebag = alpha
srsly tho
vainglorious, narcissistic, attention seeking, pathologically self-aggrandizing = casemeth
srsly tho
Please kill yourself. Thank you.
WOW!!
The level of beta in this one is OFF THE SCALE!!!
Why did she/he ignore the message? Im so curious!
Because she was fat and had a typical myspace fat-hider angle with only her face in the picture.
you might want to re-examine your angle of attack, because your weak-fucking-bullshit isn’t going to bring in any other type of woman.
You will give advice when you asked for it, beta-fag.
I think it’s pretty cool you got your dad trying to hook you up. All my dad wants to do is talk about Jesus.
More like him agreeing to giving my number out to some desperate fat chick.
I guess that shows you what he thinks of you.
Guess again.
Don’t have to.
How exactly are you alpha for ignoring a txt from a fat chick?
Because I don’t fuck or date sub-par chicks. I have standards.
Fail.
What he meant to say was that not even sub-par chicks would date of fuck him because if they did they would be committing beastiality.
hur de hur dur cleetus
This shit’s getting old
Comments say otherwise.
Sooooo many beta-as-fuck’s racing to try to kill my ego.
HAters gonna hate!
casemods is a delta male.
wow i understand you all hate him so
why docent he post this crap on his side of mcs?
Because his side is for porn, and this isn’t porn
Unless you’re into casemods rejecting fat chicks
Casemods i used to have some respect for you….I gotta respect some who sticks with their guns. But you used to do with a little for lack of a better word “class”. responding to every piece of hate they threw at you was very weak. The little respect i had is now gone.
he has to respond to ALL negative replies.. he wouldnt be casedouche otherwise. you speak of class to a kid who drives a jimmy and thinks putting the shittiest Fry’s radio on sale last week is doing shit.
the respect you never had is gone casedouche.. your mom wanted me to tell you to grow the fuck up already. oh and your going to have a little (half) brother soon
He still has not responded to mine yet…the strength of the truth is to powerful for him. That and he is all alone. All good for me though cause some of the comments left are funny as all hell. Most of his comments though are sad…very sub-par, and that is putting it nicely.
Oh, I want to be part of the conversation too!
you misspelled something there…its spelled “GAY” not “ALPHA”
Let me just get this straght…
Some chick text you – and you ignored it.
This is Alpha? Wouldn’t it be more alpha if you… I dunno… impregnated her? Instead if judging her on a mixture of the standards of popular culture – and information from a social networking site? Do Alpha’s use myspace? Or would they be out in the real life (sometimes you geeks call it RL – you may have heard of it) networking with real people?
Wiki says an alpha is “the individual in the community with the highest rank” – Well thats handy… we have some little thumbs to help us determine rank! Lets see….. oh dear….. I have some bad news….
The only sense in which you are Alpha is the ‘pre-release’ sense.
You are buggy, broken and retarded.
Beta is a little better than you.
Lol
Ouch.
Inorite. And I kinda like him for gods sake.
yeah boi.. keep that pimp hand strong.. fuck them bitches and the haters.. faggot ass nerds never get any pussy just put a real nigga down.. fuck em case, keep it real
son dont lie to friends on the internets, you where up all night with that fat little skank on the phone. i could hear your tweezers slipping off your pecker while attempting phone sex and i hope those are not the same tweezers you pluck your eyes brows with.
Oh snap!
yeah guys dont be amused by my step sons’s doucheness.. he takes it to a whole new level. he has been infatuated with trying to be a real boy like Pinocchio. his mother hung herself when she realized that this kid would grow up to be the biggest douchebag on the internets