It’s my second-cousin’s seventh birthday (son of my cousin).
I feel like I should get him something if I’m showing up at my aunt’s house for the weekend.
What does he like? G.I. Joe.
He’s got toys of ’em. What do I know he has? Snake Eyes.
Does he have Storm Shadow? I don’t know. But they’re arch-enemy blood brothers. He should have both.
I’ll get him one. Not like he’ll know who the white ninja is.

“Hey birthday boy, I got you a present…”
“STORMSHADOW!!!111”
*childhood shitstorm ensued*