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    Korinthian

    What if the waiter is a jerk?

    ian356094

    What if that person was actually a bear?

    natedog

    what if Dave Berry is reincarnated as a bear who learns to wait tables?

    anadin

    A person that judges you upon the way you treat a waiter, when they do not know the history you and the waiter have, and decides you probably are not nice. Is not nice.

    The Matrix: Rebooted

    The waiter is just incidental. The point is that nice people are not rude, regardless of circumstances.
    I’m not a nice person, I don’t even pretend to be, but that’s the standard.

    anadin

    Awww I think you’re a nice person…

    The Matrix: Rebooted

    Suck my ass.

    TGGeko

    What if the waiter is casemod?

    dr.house

    Shitty dream, must wake up.

    Flickerdart

    Why would anyone hire casemods?

    bstaples

    I agree.
    Its the same principle with women who state, “i’m nice til you cross me, then i’m a total bitch.”
    No, you’re a total bitch, you’re just dormant right now.

    blowbags

    Correct – we had this thrown in our face twice recently with friend’s new girlfriends – they had their whole “hi nice to meet you im a great person” 1 hour routine down to a tee, but then you’d heard about the horrible shit they did to our friends / the way they acted / the shit they pulled (wont give a 2 paragraph story but typical insecure possesive mentals) – A couple of people would defend them somewhat, but it was clear they’d only got that show version of them a couple of times.

    Browncoat101

    This is my philosophy on life, and I just realized I’m pretty sure I learned it from Dave Barry.

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