Isn’t that borderline homosexuality the appeal of DP? I mean, you can do it and still claim to be 100% straight or something? You can have you hot sweaty man friend in the room and get off to it, and the next day you can sit in s sports bar and act like nothing happened. It’s like you’re getting away with something. I always thought that was the appeal.

I roomed with several athletes in college. They all seemed to gravitate towards things like this. Semi-gay with plausible deniability. Not saying all of them were gay, but there was a definite undercurrent of gayness in many of them that was tragically repressed by their environment.

I don’t have sex with the female gender and think about how awesome it would be if another guy was treading on the same ground. It’s not my thing. But if I was going to do that I would want the extra layer of homosexuality intact. Why half ass it if you’re going to do it?

That’s why I give this picture a A-. Solid effort, but Geiger usually isn’t so retrained in his depictions of sexuality. Balls touching would bring the score up.

In my next overly long know-it-all post, I will explain why I think some martial arts that are intended for self defense are more suitable for sport, and that some sport martial arts are more suitable for self defense. After that I will disprove the Pythagorean theorem and write out the entire anti-life equation.